Deja View: "I DID NOT HAVE AGREEMENT WITH THAT PRESIDENT!"

Can I possibly have heard correctly that Hillary has suggested that a law be passed to repeal the authorization to engage in war in Iraq that she and several others voted in favor of? Psssst! That ‘rewriting’ history has been tried in the past; the USSR, back in its meaner days, used to be a big fan of the rewrite when it conducted its pogroms. But the western world frowned on it. Still frowns on it today.

Holy Mother of Muckrakers. What lessons did she take away from Bill’s experience: Denial, by any other name is, status-Clinton-quo?

It is what it is, for crying out loud. You voted. Live with it. And then you might consider this: Guts are not just for guys. Girls should have guts, too. I know a girl who’s going to need them if she intends to run for the highest office in the land.

And if you ever really thought anyone was going to give you a mulligan, you should have begged for one that time you did that dumbass Bre’r Rabbit nonsense when you went to Alabama a while ago. That wasn't gutsy; that was just plain moronic. Whose clever strategem was it to go to the deep South and deliver a speech in Tar Baby-ese?

I know that running for office is rife with dangers and you have plenty of opportunity to shoot your mouth off. Maybe next time you feel compelled to say something stupid, you should pop some food in your mouth instead. Peanuts, cookies, a piece of cake. Hey, speaking of cake . . . . .

Cake comments:

“I’m steering this committee straight to a Small But Tall,” gushed one fan.
“This cake should be in EVERYONE’S cabinet,” enthused another.
“A vote for Small But Tall is a vote for flavor!” ranted one supporter.

Cake facts:

One cake should feed 15 arch conservatives or 12 bleeding heart liberals.