SAY KIDS, WHAT TIME IS IT?

Big snafu in Iraq.

I bet the puppeteers of the GOP who steered our ship’s captain into office occasionally let slip an “Oops!” Shame, shame, shame. It seems a bad time in history to make someone Head Honcho whose primary qualifying credentials seem to be having money and a proficiency with a megaphone.

Anyway, the string-pullers would go a long way towards redeeming themselves if they’d go out and crown Tom Friedman as president. I heart me some Tom Friedman. He said the other day that long, long ago he pondered whether Iraq was like it was because of Saddam Hussein or whether Saddam Hussein was like he was because of Iraq! What I loved about this statement was that it showed that he had actually thought about a situation BEFORE the shit hit the fan!!!

Oh, well. I am curious about the Iraq Study Group, though. I wonder if they realize how ‘high school’ Iraq Study Group sounds. Are there people on the panel who are Howdy Doody fans? I wonder how arduous their task was. Did they take a lot of breaks? Did they get meals served to them? What about snacks? Cookies, brownies, cakes. Hey, speaking of cakes . . .


Cakes - It’s all about comments:

“Jimminy Cricket, this cake is great!” people say.
“This cake is so good, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to Pleasure Island!” some enthuse.
“Knock me down and call me Clarabelle! I want more!” exclaimed a fan.


Cakes – It’s all about trivial facts:

One cake will feed about 12 wooden dummies or 15 marionnettes.
At $20.00 (plus shipping) a cake, some say it’s cheap. We prefer “bargain.”
Dimensions don’t vary – 6 inches around – 3 layers high
To order, contact me at btall50@aol.com


Cakes – It’s all about choices:

Chocolate with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Chocolate with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)
Yellow with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Yellow with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)