AN HOURGLASS FIGURE - AS SEEN IN ITS 23RD HOUR!

A while back I was bellyaching about my figure turning into a pear. At that time I vowed less calories and more activity. I stuck with that regimen for an entire week but was not happy with the results. So I decided to augment my program with one of those undergarments we’ve all seen on Oprah and the morning news shows.

I sallied forth, feeling breathlessly adorable - - - until I caught a glimpse of my profile in a department store window. Until that moment, I had not considered where the displaced skin went, that it would lodge itself above my bra line across the whole of my back. What I saw so dismayed me that all I could do was think in fragments – cliff-dwelling Inca tribe – etching pueblo into rock – jutting massive overhang.

I haven’t decided whether to keep the apparel, but if I do, I’m going to have to pull that bad boy down, way down. And I don’t care if it looks like I’m wearing jodhpurs under my skirt. It’s better than people eyeing the ledge across my back, deciding if it would make a perfect place to display their decorative plates!

Geez, this keeping fit is hard work. It’s certainly no cakewalk. Oh, and speaking of cake . . .


Cakes - It’s all about comments:

“Corset’s good. It’s a Small But Tall!” people say.
“This cake should be the foundation of one’s dessert tray!” some enthuse.
“I’ve got a gut feeling this cake is going to be delicious!” exclaimed a fan.


Cakes – It’s all about trivial facts:

One cake will feed 12 buxom gals or 15 biddies with good metabolism.
At $20.00 a cake, some say it’s cheap. We prefer “bargain.”
Dimensions don’t vary – 6 inches around – 3 layers high
To order, contact me at btall50@aol.com


Cakes – It’s all about choices:

Chocolate with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Chocolate with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)
Yellow with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Yellow with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)