Hang In There, Saddam!

Well, the long ordeal of trying you in court has come to an end. Tuning into the news shows, I’ll miss seeing you standing there, looking like the center box in Hollywood Squares. I always fantasized you’d break into a Paul Lynde impression and say something awfully catty and risqué to the judge presiding, followed by the dirtiest of laughs.

As the final curtain falls on the three-ring circus you made out of your trial, I’d like to serenade you with this little ditty:

Hang down your head, S’dam Dooley
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head S’dam Dooley
Poor man you’re bound to die.

I don’t know the custom in Iraq when someone is condemned to die. Here, we let that person choose their last meal. Some want barbeque; some want lobster; others opt for cake. Hey, speaking of cake . . . .

Cakes - It’s all about comments:

“Don’t judge this cake till you’ve eaten the last crumb!” people say.
“The jury is back. They rule in favor of Small But Tall cakes!” some enthuse.
“I’m imprisoned by my addiction to this cake” exclaimed a fan.


Cakes – It’s all about trivial facts:

One cake will feed a jury of 12 or 15 honest judges.
At $20.00 a cake, some say it’s cheap. We prefer “bargain.”
Dimensions don’t vary – 6 inches around – 3 layers high
To order, contact me at btall50@aol.com


Cakes – It’s all about choices:

Chocolate with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Chocolate with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)
Yellow with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Yellow with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)