Enough Is Enough - I Can't Take No Morph!!!

I went to sleep last night as myself, and I woke up a pear. I don't know how this happened. Oh, SHUT UP. Like you've never eaten an entire individually wrapped freshness-seal pack of honey graham crackers before. Anyway, I'm putting this out there to all who are reading my blog: I've had enough with this pear-shaped torso and am vowing to surround myself with buckets of water, sheaves of fiber, bushels of fruit, and bins of veggies, and a crawful (yeah, you heard an attitude there all right) a crawful of physical activity.

I need some positive thought waves sent in my direction by you-all so I can accomplish my goal of losing two pounds by next week. Whoever out there feels they've been really instrumental in helping me out with good vibes, I'll reward you with a cake. And speaking of cakes . . . .

Cakes - It’s all about comments:

“Don’t walk. Run to your nearest computer and order one!” people say.
“This cake is so good, it must be twins!” some enthuse.
“If this cake were any better, I’d order two!” exclaimed a fan.


Cakes – It’s all about trivial facts:

One cake will feed an army (if the size of the army is 12 to 15 folks)
At $20.00 a cake, some say it’s cheap. We prefer “bargain.”
Dimensions don’t vary – 6 inches around – 3 layers high
To order, contact me at btall50@aol.com


Cakes – It’s all about choices:

Chocolate with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Chocolate with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)
Yellow with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Yellow with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)