I feel so dirty . . .

How about that teacher in Texas who took her elementary school students to the museum where they saw works of art, some of which were paintings of nudes. Parental uproar ensued. And I don't know what happened to the teacher. Resignation? Termination? I'm not sure.

My main concern, of course, is for the kids who were exposed to and undoubtedly scarred by the images depicted in oils on canvas by such sketchy characters as Botticelli, da Vinci, Michelangelo.

Best that these children get back to their normal routines as quickly as possible so they can put these horrific images from the art museum out of their minds - back to MTV with its lip-licking, pelvic-thrusting, groin-grinding fare. Back to their dinner hour serving of Viagra commercials on erectile dysfunction aired at exactly 6:30 to 7:30 nightly. Back to their earlier childhood memories of the frequently-run Herbal Essence commercial where a frothy head of suds was accompanied by simulated climax sounds.

People, I think we should cut the great masters some slack. So they liked a little cheesecake. Who doesn't? And speaking of cake . . . .

Cakes - It’s all about comments:
“Don’t walk. Run to your nearest computer and order one!” people say.
“This cake is so good, it must be twins!” some enthuse.
“If this cake were any better, I’d order two!” exclaimed a fan.


Cakes – It’s all about trivial facts:
One cake will feed an army (if the size of the army is 12 to 15 folks)
At $20.00 a cake, some say it’s cheap. We prefer “bargain.”
Dimensions don’t vary – 6 inches around – 3 layers high
To order, contact me at btall50@aol.com


Cakes – It’s all about choices:
Chocolate with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Chocolate with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)
Yellow with white frosting (cream cheese & butter)
Yellow with chocolate frosting (fudge chocolate)