Is that a cake in that box, or . . .

Great news! Wal-Mart is going to refill generic prescriptions for $4.00!@!@! GET OUT! Let's celebrate . . . with cake. Small but tall cakes. Small in diameter (6 inches) but tall in flavor and height (3 layers high). I like one-syllable words and I like to make neat, basic cakes. Forget the flowers, the blooms, the clowns, the bert-and-earnie decorations. I don't decorate because I have no artistic talent - at all. But I do have a knack for making one great-tasting cake. Ergo, I'm the one you want to contact.

Here are your choices:
Yellow cake with chocolate frosting (chocolate fudge frosting like granny used to make).
Yellow cake with white frosting (cream cheese and butter and delish).
Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting (remember above-mentioned granny).
Chocolate cake with white frosting (the delish cream cheese and butter thing).