Chris and Bill, sitting in a tree, H-I-S-S-I-N-G

I have little to say about those boys behaving badly on national television. Their exchange would have been more dignified if they'd just gone ahead and engaged in a game of "You're it. I quit."

Man, though, Bill was really giving it to Chris and I was just about to announce him the winner, but then I noticed his hairy white legs exposed between his pants' cuff and his black socks. Huh-uh. Sorry, Bill.

I don't know what could have defused such a heated discussion. Oh, wait. I do so. All someone had to do was offer them a glass of milk and a slice of cake. And speaking of cake . . . .

Cake – it’s all about choices:
Chocolate cake/chocolate frosting (rich chocolate fudge )
Chocolate cake/white frosting (scrumptious cream cheese frosting)
Yellow cake/chocolate frosting (that chocolate fudge thing again)
Yellow cake/ white frosting (more cream cheese delight)

Cake – it’s all about interesting tidbits:
Each cake serves 12 to 15 people
Value galore – only $20.00 per cake
Each cake measures 6 inches in diameter (small)
Each cake stands three layers high (tall)

Cake – it’ all about comments:
“Two spatulas up,” say some.
“The ‘taste good’ dessert of 2006,” say others.
“This cake’s got gold medal written all over it,” enthuse the rest.