My Mom - a MODEL Parent

My mom used to go to a lot of functions when I was younger, and I’d watch her work her closet to find something appropriate to wear. The parties changed, but her method of selecting apparel never did: She’d squint her eyes, rotate her head left then right, never breaking eye contact with herself in the mirror; suck in her gut, tuck in her chin – and lastly and most important – crook her elbow at waist level and let her hand dangle from her wrist.. Houston, all systems are GO. Let’s Par-Tay.


I remember it like it was yesterday. Oh. Wait. It WAS yesterday, because I DO THE SAME THING MYSELF today.!!! And while I’m doing laps in my mom’s genetic pool of postures and poses, I wonder would it have been better had I gotten her going-to-college-at-age-16-and being-exempt-from-all-her- exams DNA!!


Oh, well, I’m confident I’ll look decent at the next party I go to. I hope they have cake. Until then , I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille . . . . .

Cake Comments:


“Small But Talls aren’t just cakes – they’re Designer cakes!” enthused on fan.

“Look at the camera, baby. Love the camera. The camera is a Small But Tall. Devour the camera, baby!”

“Small But Tall, Scene 7, Act 3. Plate. Fork. Action!”



Cake Facts:

One Small But Tall will feed 15 stars or 12 Actors!